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blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.

A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.

by jzimo July 20, 2005

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Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.

Bro, i fucked this girl in the ass last night and gave her a Rusty Sniper Rifle.

by Juggalo25 November 4, 2018


black rifle coffee

A Motorsport(s) sponsor and the most patriotic coffee brand in America. Founded in Colorado 2014 a couple years before death wish coffee and dead sled coffee. This company is known for there patriotism, sponsorship in Motorsports and political controversies

Yo letโ€™s go to Meijer and get some black rifle coffee

by Nascarfan2007 October 11, 2022

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Sexual Assault Rifle

I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.

Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.

by Dan Z. May 14, 2005

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19 Assault Rifle

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE

ๆˆ‘่ฎจๅŽŒ้ป‘้ฌผ, ๆ›ดๆœ‰ๆŠŠ็Œซไน‹็งๅˆฉๆผซๆธธ.่ƒ–็บธ็›–ๆฅผๅนฒ้ข„ๆ’’ๅŠๅฒ›ๅ“ฆๅทดๅˆ—.

Guy 1: 19 Assault rifle .

Guy 2: * gets down on his knees and starts sucking his cock *

by not yema L October 14, 2021

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flag and rifle girls

Girls who perform precision routines with flags or rifles as part of a marching band.

Radi and Tayler were the buffest people at our school, yet strangely enough, they were the flag and rifle girls.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

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Brooklyn Assault Rifle

A Winchester model 1894 .30-30 rifle. This definition was created by the late Colonel Jeff Cooper.

Pansy ass liberals wring their hands and whine about "assault rifles," which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the Crips, the Bloods, and the Pachucos. A pansy ass liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an assault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. To keep from getting their pansy asses kicked, many liberals say they don't want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. Virtually all of those liberals will agree that a Winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. So there you have it: A wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting Crips, Bloods, and Pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. This is the Brooklyn Assault Rifle. Get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy ass liberals.

Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.

You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008

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