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the chinese slippers girls are buying form beauty supply stores.
Look at that girl in those orange ripper slippers.
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pine ripper is another term for fishing.
“hey buddy, wanna go rip the pine this weekend?”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.
Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
A scale used to measure the magnitude of a fart that can be anywhere from a .1 to a 10.
Damn dude, that was like a 7.8 on the Ripper Scale
One that rips a bong filled with piss instead of water.
Ethan- Hey man hit this I put applejuice in here!!
James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!
Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!
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when u fart and it sounds likeu riped ur ass
john farted and it sounded like he ripped his pants or his ass
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One who rips somebody another asshole
When I get home , I'm gonna rip you another ahole.
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