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Experienced during or after sex, when one partner, having massaged his or her partners anus, must keep the dirty hand at a safe distance, from the sheets, the nose, and all body parts. The act of fucking while keeping the dirty hand at bay resembles a rodeo rider.
sometimes I forget to wash my rodeo hand after sex.
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Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull
eg. i was taking my girlfriend up the arse and then i pulled the rodeo clown, i whispered in her ear, "you sister was better", then she set off like a bronco, but i got the title i lasted 9.3 seconds. trust me i was holding on for my life!!
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Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww
Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."
Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
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A game that consists of a fat girl and your buddy hiding in the closet. You bring a fat girl back to your room and start having sex with her from the back you start insulting her until she can't take anymore and she tries to leave you grab hold and your buddy come's out of the closet and time's how long you can hang on. "The Chub Rodeo"
"Dude last night me and Jeff brought this fat pig back to my house and we gave her the Chub Rodeo I set a new record!!"
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When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgasm and suffocation..
Smokes picked up this hooker and gave her the ol' Ziploc Rodeo
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A scenario which begins with a male being roofied by a female. In order for such an event to become a full fledged Manhattan Rodeo, the female in question must then position the male in question upon his back and proceed to have sexual intercourse with him by riding his fully erect penis. The imagery of such an act evokes a twisted image of a cowboy attempting to stay upon an angry bull. Unfortunately, this opportunistic cowgirl is going to stay on until the drugs wear off. The event is complete only when the roofies wear off and the male is in full grasp of his actions.
A Note from the Author Concerning Origin: In 1892, a Texan named Travis Muttonchops journeyed to New York City in order to sell some cattle and bed a hooker or three. After his business transactions were complete he went to the bar in his hotel. A rather attractive hussy named Wendy Wannaride straddled up next to the Texan and offered to buy him a drink. Never the one to refuse whiskey, Travis agreed. The drink, of course, was roofied and before he knew his whiskey had been tampered with, Travis was being dragged back to his room. He woke up several hours later to Wendy riding his penis. Travis, in dismay, is reported to have inadvertently said, "What is this? A goddamn Manhattan Rodeo?"
Modern Example:
TODD- "Oh my God Mike...I think that chick from the bar last night roofied me and then had sex with me..."
DILLON- "Sounds like a classic Manhattan Rodeo to me there Todd...
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A cross between rodeo sex and the alaskan firedragon putting your hand on the back of your partners head during a blowjob you wait until your about to bust then tell her something such as "your sister was better" if this worked she will jerk back then which you bust into your mouth, if done correctly cum should spew from her nose quickly after this push her head back and forth as many times as you can.
guy1: i did the rodeo firedragon last night
guy2: how was it
guy1: well i got her head down back and forth eight times before she bit me
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