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Let’s celebrate Christmas Rory tonight with a few glasses of the good stuff
A small chinese man who uses self deprecation to seem funny
Hes chinky and unfunny he must be rory stubbs
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Hot man with very large dick. All girls want to fuck him.
OMG Rory Howell is so fucking hot I want to fuck him so hard without lube.
The Day before Christmas Eve
Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd
On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies
When you dump your current girlfriend/fiancée/wife, and then soon after become super successful at life.
Man...I Rory McIlroyed that bitch, and now I'm the head sanitation engineer, yo.
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Literally smartest person I have ever met. Rory doesn't go a brag bout her grades, if you ask her she will tell you and if she gets a 100 and you get a 73 she won't be like OML HAHAHA all in your face but instead she will kindly say, everyone has bad days. If you ever meet a Rory and are lucky enough to be their friend don't lose that friendship. Rory is extremely kind and sweet and not to mention a walking, eating, breathing, living ENCYCLOPEDIA. If you ever need help Rory is there. Rory encourages you too.
Rory loves books and learning
If you ever meet a Rory, be their friend, don't use them for good grades, but be their friend it will be the best decision you have ever made!
Sources: Real life experiences
Me or you i guess idk: Hey Rory, can you help me study im not doing so well in math
Rory: Of course!
Rory (girl) in action of being kind
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To successfully complete 37 masturbation sessions within 24 hours, usually initiated under the influence of at least one substance
Guy 1: I hereby set you Rory's Challenge.
Guy 2: Dude, that's really hard!
Guy 1: That's the point.
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