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Rug Muncher

There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.

1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.

by Croatalin November 30, 2013

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bumping rugs

A slang term used to describe a sexual act between two lesbians as though "scissor fighting".

Landy and Mauren were so bumping rugs last night in their dorm room...Everyone on the hall could hear and KNEW...

by Paprika Sanchez September 20, 2007

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Prayer Rug

A womans vagina. vagina box pussy cunt slit Twat

Man i have some wool in my teeth after kneeling on her prayer rug.

by Caliso09 March 9, 2011

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rug bumper

A girl who is....well a DYKE

"I was going to get with that girl, but now i'm pretty sure shes a rug bumper."

by Dennis W. April 8, 2007

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Rug man

A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.

Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.

"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."

by pepper_moto March 15, 2010

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struggle rug

A picnic rug used exclusively for outdoor sexual encounters. Pioneered by an Australian manufacturing technician, struggle rugs are starting to gain popularity in the Murray river area of NSW/VIC. Generally considered a form of "safe sex" as it protects users from bindy's, ants and sticks as well as other such nature type things.

Rob I'll meet you at lookout point for a good time, don't forget to bring the Struggle Rug.

by WaterSpark December 31, 2015

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tripper rug

A thick and heavy patterend cardigan, as rocked by stoners and associated social groups. The tripper rug offers the perma-baked warmth and comfort as well as some psychological security whilst venturing into the world to forage for supplies, or heaven forbid, to occasionally do something productive.

A classic example of the tripper rug and its wearer would be the dude (Jeff Bridges) in The Big Lebowski.

Saw my old stoner Uni buddy for the first time for ages yesterday, he's still the same, still stoned in the day time wandering round town with his tripper rug on.

by walter and donny March 16, 2011