Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth
I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl
When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.
An attractive person, but only by Sacramento standards. This person wouldn’t be considered attractive by any other standard.
Damn, that hoe really do be Sacramento pretty.