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Sacramento Slider

The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.

Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.

by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021


Sacramento Scrambler

The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.

I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025


Sacramento Slammer

Standing up in bed with your significant others genitalia inside yours or vice versa, and the body slamming them like prime WWE.

“I gave my girl a Sacramento slammer.”

by Catbereee May 01, 2025


sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 26, 2014


Sacramento SandDuster

When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth

I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl

by pussymongler15 May 23, 2019


sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 02, 2016


Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021