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Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021


Sacramento SandDuster

When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth

I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl

by pussymongler15 May 23, 2019


sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 2, 2016


sacramento pretty

An attractive person, but only by Sacramento standards. This person wouldn’t be considered attractive by any other standard.

Damn, that hoe really do be Sacramento pretty.

by izzlesmcgizzles May 5, 2021