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The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.
Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.
I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?
Standing up in bed with your significant others genitalia inside yours or vice versa, and the body slamming them like prime WWE.
“I gave my girl a Sacramento slammer.”
When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.
When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth
I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl
When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.
Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.