Blazin The Saddle

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

Penelope could not buck Barnaby while Blazing The Saddle.

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

aunty saddle

The original redmans greasy mustache.

Check out Damon's Aunty Saddle

saddle sister

When you and another person has had sex with the same man.

Me: Hey guess who I took home yesterday? I have a new Saddle sister.I rode that Dick for hours last night.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.

Saddle sisters

The female version of Eskimo brothers. Two females who have slept with the same guy.

Me and Jenny both slept with Tim so we are saddle sisters.

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

Warm Saddle

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area

Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!