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another word for pussy
excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?
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When a girl has giant nipples that are dark red and look like salami on the end of her tits!
Dam bro that girl had huge salami nips last night!
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Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
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The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?
Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!
Kid- What's it called?
Strange Man- Shh its a secret...
Kid- Tell me!
Strange Man- The disappearing salami...
Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!
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When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.
I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.
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