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fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player
Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon
A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.
Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?
The act of shoving a fish up a girl's ass and trying to scoop it out with your massive horse cock
Ayo I told Suzie to come over and play Salmon in a bucket.
The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
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The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.
Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
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When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
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a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.
dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**
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