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When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.
Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!
The condition of one's penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.
1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man
(v) meat salsaing
Reference: beef canoe
1) This "meat salsa is delicious!
2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!
3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.
4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!
A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)
Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT
The watery, chunky cousin of the stink pickle
I hit Taco Bell last night for dinner, and this morning, when I woke up, I sprayed the bowl with stink salsa. It looked like brewing up brown cheese
Another way of saying "funky fresh."
Her shoes were totally retro salsa.
dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.
guy number1:
"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"
guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"