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1. A British word meaning flip-flop
2. A miraculous dog - the messiah in modern day religion dogenism. A black labradoodle that has an Instagram account mr.sandal_the_scandal
Why don’t you put on your sandals before we go for afternoon tea or Sandal!!! Why did you eat all of my Cheez-Its!?
the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.
kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.
The deadliest weapon in the world.
Honorable mentions:
Wooden spo
Father's leather belt,
White woman's cooking,
Hispanic mothers,
And That one Anhka video
(Not in order)
Me: My mom just hit me with the sandals.😢
Joe: lmao ur mom.
Me :*Takes sandals off*
The thing asian parents use to cripple the hell out of their kids
My mom just spanked me with a sandals and now im crippled
A bootlicker that loves Jesus
The Bootlickers of Elon Musk and Donald Trump also praise Jesus making them all Sandal Suckers!
when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care
guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals
A disgusting form of footwaer, where your god damn toes sticks out. It is the most gross thing ever!
Girl: Oh he looks cute
Other girl: Have you seen his feet, he is wearing fucking Ecco sandaler, GROSS!