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Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.
i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...
(noun)
1. An emotion/state of being
(adjective)
1. Something you were very excited about, but also probably made you a bit uncomfortable.
(noun) I AM PEE SAUNA!
(adjective) That game was pretty pee sauna not gonna lie.
A Tokyo Sauna happens when an overzealous sumo wrestling spectator decides to streak during a sumo wrestling competition and finds his/her-self sandwiched between 360 degrees (Celsius) of colliding sumo wrestlers.
"Is that mushimono I smell?"
"No, it's just Tokyo Sauna."
When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower
Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells
A Turkish Sauna is the act of taking a foul smelly shit right before someone else takes a shower, creating a pungent poop-scented steam.
"Carla said she was gonna wash up before going to the orgy but I've been eating nothing but eggs this week so I ran in and gave that bitch a Turkish Sauna. Good luck washing that stank out of your muff!"
1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.
Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
The only non-gay way to jerk off another man: you have your hand on your dick, and another man shakes your arm up and down
"Dude, the craziest thing ever happened to me! I was on an airplane and I had my hand on my dick, and this guy reached over and yanked my arm up and down! Is that gay?"
"Nah, man, that's just a Serbian Sauna."