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A Turkish Sauna is the act of taking a foul smelly shit right before someone else takes a shower, creating a pungent poop-scented steam.
"Carla said she was gonna wash up before going to the orgy but I've been eating nothing but eggs this week so I ran in and gave that bitch a Turkish Sauna. Good luck washing that stank out of your muff!"
When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower
Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells
A Tokyo Sauna happens when an overzealous sumo wrestling spectator decides to streak during a sumo wrestling competition and finds his/her-self sandwiched between 360 degrees (Celsius) of colliding sumo wrestlers.
"Is that mushimono I smell?"
"No, it's just Tokyo Sauna."
1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.
Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
The act of smoking a cigarette in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.
My mom used to put me in a Boston sauna on long road trips.
Any confined space so packed with man that its temperature reaches sauna level.
There's so many men in my man cave that it's turned into a man sauna
A pooh sauna is created when someone first visits the toilet for a rather pungent smelling deposit, and then activates and uses the shower. As a result, the pungent smell is heated by the steam from the shower, thus creating a 'pooh sauna' for the next unfortunate entrant to the bathroom.
Jesus mate you've just created a horiffic pooh sauna in there!