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Basically Ryder just a tad longer hair and is white as fuck tbh we don't even know if hes scandinavian
Scandinavian Ryder and Ryder are the same nigga
A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.
"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"
An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.
Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.
Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.