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masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.
Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.
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A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
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A method for wearing a button up long-sleeved shirt in which the wearer only does the TOP two / three buttons up, hence wearing it like a cape with sleeves.
"Hey check Matt Roden out, he's gone Seattle Style."
"Risky."
"Yeah but I think he pull's it off."
"To be fair he did pretty much invent it."
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Mariners beat the A's again, what else is new?
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A phrase that describes a local public consensus that states the city of Seattle and/ or its outlying suburbs are generally not friendly, asexual, introverted, socially aloof, clickish or strictly divided through its social classes, thus making the city/ area difficult to make social connections on all levels.
I was transplanted here six months ago from Los Angeles, and because of this Seattle Freeze I have not had a lot of success at making new friends.
Because I'm a loser and have no social skills, I'll blame my shortcomings on the Seattle Freeze so I can have something other than me to blame.
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A school dominated by yoga pants. Without Prep and schools alike Lululemon Athletica would be broke.
Typical Seattle Prep Conversation
"Wassup Tanner!"
"Hey bro, our school definitely needs a Twerk Team"
"Yah Alex totally brooooo"
"Yah Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!"
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when you say you're going to an event and then flake
also another way to say "maybe" because everyone assumes you'll probably flake anyway
named for the fact that people in seattle tend to say yes to events then don't show up
person 1: wow, that bitch said he was coming and then didn't show up
person 2: he should have marked himself down as "seattle yes" if he was gonna flake