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Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 22, 2011


Wait a second...

Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."

A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...

by Someone you don't care about. July 22, 2021


second thot

Your backup hoe you think about at the last second in case your first one bails on you.

Chuck: "Hey do you wanna go as my second date to this date function?"
Claire: "Oh, as like a second thot? I'll think about it."

by splitafifth October 27, 2018


Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW February 21, 2012


Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.

Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011


53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.

Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.

by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010

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second wind

to get a second burst of energy after the initial burst has left th persn fatiued

i was tied in the 4th round but in the 5th i got my second wind and knocked him out.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

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