i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

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has never seen the light of day

A person who is a sad fuck that has never interacted with a girl in their damn life. They sit on a computer and talk to “discord kittens“ trying to find some affection in their sad pathetic life’s.

He hasn’t left his room in ages! I bet he has never seen the light of day!

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have you seen the world? o.O

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated

Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

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I've never seen two pretty best friends

Never have never will.

i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

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