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Do not depend on selenas they think everything is a joke they think they are so funny I hate her sm might as while die than to depend on Selena
Person:hey Selena could you help me with homework it's due tomorrow
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE
A selena is a gun, preferably a pistol or an uzi, used for home invasion hits and alleyway hits. Made popular by St. Petersburg, Florida rapper YungBeanFarmer
Lil Squirr: last night T-Bradd met my selena
Funk: oh so u was the one that clocked him
Lil Squirr: yea ofc
A stunning girl, intellectual, spiritual, empathetic, talented, who always smells good. She has a body and a face to die for, she should be famous. Her name sounds expensive, elegant and unique. She has a captivating personality, which will make many people not swallow her because they are envious, it is a fact. Give the best advice and always act from the heart, if she loves you, you won. Selena means, in short, THE BEST YOU WILL EVER HAVE
- I can't stand Selena, I envy her
- She's gorgeous!
- I will die for her...
Japan is called advanced but CUMS short of other nations in having sex and reproducing mostly because their gen z and millennials are neck beards who are very unacctractive
Selena go brrrrrrr
I named my friends and it’s an inside joke will you reject it?
It’s not a celebrity selena gomez...nope
If you find a selena, never ever let her go. She’ll make you feel everything, she’ll spend countless nights of no sleep just to talk to you.
The most hottest and the most funniest person you will ever come across.