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A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.
How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
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When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.
I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.
A gunky substance that tastes of porridge
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen
...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...
When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend
" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."
Derogatory term for women. Refers to the supposed usefulness (or lack thereof) of a human female regarding her sexual function or purpose of existence, dependant on the aforementioned situation.
Variants of the terms 'cum sleeve' and 'cum dumpster'.
Started being used on various internet message boards in early internet era, circa late 1990's.
"It was not nice of Jim to call my sister a semen sleeve."
(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.
Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.
Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.
Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"