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The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.
D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty
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From the book, GLOBAL SENSE, by Judah Freed (an update of Thomas Paine's "Common Sense."). Term is used when an idea or action makes common sense from a global perspective. If everyone on earth thought or said or did that thing, the outcome would be good for the world.
Buying a hybrid car makes global sense. Eating food filled with preservatives does not make global sense. Mindful self rule makes global sense. Giving in to our authority addiction does not make global sense. Nonviolent social protest makes global sense. Violence and war does not make global sense. Promoting genuine democracy through self-restraint makes global sense. Imposing so-called "democracy" by force does not make global sense.
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1. The ability of Jewish males have to find cheap products
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage
1. After seeing that bacon was only 15 cents a pound, David's Jew-senses became activated.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.
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Sarcastic phrase that means "I'm right...admit it" even when what you said makes no sense at all. Best used by David Spade in the film "Tommy Boy"
Bob: "I'm gonna bet my life savings on Chuck Norris going gay...it makes sense doesn't it?"
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1. A mental consept that is used in determining what is right and wrong, safe and dangerous, etc.
2. A form of knowledge used by a, now currently extinct, species of human known as Intelligent Individuals (or smart peoplez).
1. Dumbass: "Dude! I tried lighting a Black Cat in my ass and now I can't sit anymore..."
Friend: "What the fuck did you think would happen, dumbass! Use your common sense!"
2.(conversation cont.) Dumbass: "What's common sense?"
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Knowledge that is common only amongst those who have some...
It's common sense (c.s.)...
-Not to tailgate. (Not c.s. if you've never ran into someone else's trunk.)
-Not to lean over a rail. (Not c.s. if you haven't leaned over and busted your face before.)
-Not to feed the wild animals. (Not c.s. unless you're missing a hand or two.)
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something most people don't have.
more of the world doesn't have common sense,
than people in the world that do have it.
it's something that should explain itself.
obviously.
common sense only tells you that you should know what common sense is.
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