sexual ninja

someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of sex.

-"at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."

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sexual relations

Bill Clinton didn't have 'em with Monica L.

Accordin' to himself

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Sexual Philanthropist

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.

Alcohol makes me quite the sexual philanthropist.

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Home of sexuals

Damn u gay

You live in the home of sexuals

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sexual velociraptor

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.

Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl

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Sexual Bases

1st Base - Is Kissing, french, open mouth or just a peck. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base

2nd Base - Hands below the belt. Fingering for girls or hand jobs for the guys.

3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. Essentially going down on a guy or girl. also This base includes the sex toys.

4th Base or Home base/plate - Going "all the way," doing the deed, Slamming it, Fucking, Sex, intercourse, "doin it," getting friskey so on and so forth.

(some people use a 5th base or a 'grand slam' to refer to anal sex while other include it in the 4th base. its really up to the individuals wheter they want to include it)

no example needed the sexual bases spelled out for you in the deffinition like a fricken manual

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sexually aggressive

Someone who is very up-front about their sexual desires, needs, and thoughts, typically needing a great deal of sexual intercourse to sufficiently satisfy their needs.

Wow, Abby is so sexually aggressive--last night she yelled at Ben for having insufficient penis.

Emma walked up to Brian at the party yesterday and told him she needed to be fucked in his car immediately...she is so sexually aggressive.

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