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Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

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Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020


Shaft Watcher

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool

TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.

by Barneszilla May 15, 2010


shaft seals

A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.

"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."

"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."

by B H T July 18, 2008


wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 8, 2010


shaft jaft

shaft jaft is another definition of blow job that came to me in a dream

โ€œRuby just gave that guy a shaft jaft!โ€

by chcknsandwich December 28, 2022


boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion

Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018