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Agreeing to room with people and transferring last minute.
Hey guys I’m actually transferring.
Bruh that’s shallow.
Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY
To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend
If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!
Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.
"Yoo Shallow the Wetdog is awesome!"
A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
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When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.
Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.