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Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by
When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.
I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.
In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.
David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.
A quick beer with one of the boys
Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”