Shoot, Past tense, ghetto style
Yo fool i was shat last week but now i'ma pop some caps in yo.
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(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.
Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."
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If two of the ugliest shoes made - Crocs and Uggs - had a love child.
Shats is just one letter away from shit.
See: Crocs (a few letters off crap), and Uggs (a few letters off ugly)
"SHATS! NEW!! Plus side: water resistant. Down side: May attract wild bears."
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To unknowingly, unbeknownst to you, shat yourself in someone else's shower because you are that wasted.
To shat, or not to shat. That is the question.
My baby daddy cannot know I shat in a random person's shower.
That bitch shat in my shower.
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The dog shatted in the tub. Ewwwwww!
or
shat I cant find my cellular!!
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The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.
"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present
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The radio friendly way of saying "Shit"
That was so silly I just shat my ditee!
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