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the act of female teabagging.
Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone
The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.
You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.
The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.
Did you see that fat chick crossing the street? She had on a tardle shell!
A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.
“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”
This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.
While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.
I went to this chicks house and we boned all night, when I took off in the morning I left my bullet shells all over the floor
One Kikass Ass Gal Shes the greatest , most sexie gal you'll eva meet!
"OMG Michelle is so gdamn SEXIE" Hehe
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when playing mario kart. you get hit by multiple shells one after another thus slowing you down and feeling violated and more or less pissed at the game.
oh noez a blue shell....aww you gotta be kidding me a red one right after that. thats shell rape man!
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