Comfort Ship

A ship that gives you comfort when your sad, usually fictional.

Person a : What's your comfort ship?
Person b : Mine is Hajime/Kazuichi, what about you?

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dilly ship

when you randomly ship people because you want to fit in

guy1: did you dilly ship them
guy2: yea

self ship

When you ship yourself with another fictional character, usually for comfort

“I self ship myself myself from Kirishima from MHA, he’s one of my favorite characters and it’s comforting to imagine us dating”

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Pimp Ship

Pimp Ship defines the type of transportation that is provided by a pimp for hoes.

i used to be commander in chief on my pimp ship flyin' high...

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ship or dip

If you think two people are either cute together you ship it and if you don’t think they are cute together you dip.

Hailee: do you ship or dip Jordan and Kira?
Maddie: um... I dip it they ain’t cute together I ship Jordan and Keona.

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The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

ship engines

Racist term for African Americans. Refers to slaves that were forced to row boats, thus they were the ship engines.

Created @ Kentucky Derby, 2007

Man, look at all those ship engines bru, lets see if they want to play some b-ball.