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Poppin a skeez

When a lesbian couple has no sex toys available, so a Wii remote is used for pleasure.

Yo girl I just got a strike in wii bowling while poppin a skeez

by Ishouldgetpaidforthis February 10, 2018


SKEEZE

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.

Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!

by The Mad Professor January 7, 2019


Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020


Skeeze

a bum

whatta skeeze

by Official CV May 2, 2022


Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 13, 2011


Skeeze

A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.

I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze

Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze

by Unkiejay6 May 1, 2021


skeeze out

The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.

Q: What are you doing on Sunday?

A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.

by cancukyiv September 17, 2009

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