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Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019


Skeezed

To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation

Bruh I skeezed the shit out of that dude to get a new ar

by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018


skeeze out

The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.

Q: What are you doing on Sunday?

A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.

by cancukyiv September 17, 2009


SKEEZE

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.

Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!

by The Mad Professor January 07, 2019


Skeeze

A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.

I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze

Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze

by Unkiejay6 May 01, 2021


Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020


Skeeze

a bum

whatta skeeze

by Official CV May 02, 2022