skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

Raging Skip

Raging hard
When you have an erection

Dude, I have a raging skip right now!
I can’t keep my raging skip in my pants.

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

skip rocks

Another phrase for fuck yourself

You know what go skip rocks

XD Skip

A skip in videogame, which doesn't save any time and is only performed for fun.

HE'S DOING XD SKIP! XD

Skip Ad

A button you sometimes have to thank YouTube for adding

This ad always comes up :(
Thank goodness there’s a skip add button on each one :)