[Skull Attack]

Derived from the SA in the name of welsh beer 'Brains SA.' The reason being after a few pints of brains the resulting hangover will be so bad you will feel as if you're skull is under attack.

Rhys: 'I feel like a pig shat in my head'

Huw: 'Skull Attack was it last night boyo!'

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Cat Skull

A sexual move where two males (preferably homeless or train-hoppers) simultaneously ejaculate on a the face of someone who is celebrating his/her birthday. The two males then draw whiskers on the face of the receiver and use the ejaculate as hair gel to make cat ears.

My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.

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skull-fuck

action verb. When a person is giving head to another and the person receiving places one or two hands on the givers head, and proceeds to forcefully shove their penis inside the mouth.

I skull-fucked that bitch, and she bite my penis.

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Skull Candy

A new brand of headphones with great sound quality and unique designs on them. They are sold in bud form or over the head form with names like Skull Crushers, G.I.'s, and Low Riders.

John bought those new Skull candy headphones and now you can't even talk to him.

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Skull Drag

Military term in the sniper division where one moves with their skull dragging along the ground so as to keep as low a profile as possible to avoid detection when stalking.

We skull dragged to avoid detection from the enemy.

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skull job

another word for a blowjob. Sucking a dick. Puffing a peter. Smoking a pole.

Man: Hey girl, come over here, get on your knees,open your mouth, and give me a skull job.

Girl: I want you to fuck my skull hard.

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skull-fucking

the act of inserting a penis into an eye socket and unmercifully humping the skull; often results with the eyeball being forced inside the skull and making maraca-like music

I will skull fuck you and turn you head into a maraca.

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