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While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.
Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown
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When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.
Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!
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After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.
Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.
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pants htat can easily be lost in public places
i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park
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the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide
He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz
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After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.
This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."
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When a male and female are getting intimate and the girl is giving the guy a hippity handjob. Then the female, without the male's knowlege, hops on top for a slippery suprise, often making a slide whistle noise.
Hey guys, that bitch just gave me a Slippery Whistle!
I was shocked when that girl gave me a Slippery Whistle in bed!
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