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Unwanted penetration from a sloth.
I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)
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A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.
I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.
Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.
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someone that looks like Sid from Ice Age
"That looks like Sid the Sloth""Is it Max Benjamin?""yeah""totally"
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People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.
“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”
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one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.
hey ma, its a patio sloth.
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A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.
Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.
a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing
damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy