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Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.

A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

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Shrimp Slushie

In refrence to shrimping.
Following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole. The twist is it is done outside in the winter or cold weather, where the sperm/shit mixture is almost frozen causing a slush-like texture.

Why'd you get fired from the Kwik-N-Stop?
Because I made a Shrimp Slushie.
Ew brah thats disgusting why would you do that?
Because I was hungry AND thirsty.

by Shirleyy December 22, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


blumpkin slushie

similar to the blumpkin hat (giving a swirly post blumpkin) but this time you have diarrhea

Karly drank all of my blumpkin slushie last night, it was awesome!

by taco hut March 17, 2009

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fruity slushie

When you insert 2 or more ice cubes in a women's vagina then put a banana in her and anus proceed to fuck her in her vagina creating friction to melt the ice and causing it to drip down to her anus and onto the banana finish on her stomach remove the banana peel it dip it into your cum and make her eat it.

She wanted something sweet so I gave her a fruity slushie

by hayhaybitch*s March 24, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

by PMSquad October 23, 2013

34๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple slushies

A kickass gang from the suburbs of northern cali. We can be found on the streets, at car shows, or in front of the local tattoo parlors. We're quickly gaining rep, so you betta recognize fool.

We be the purple slushies, this where it's at fool.

by PSG for lyfe July 20, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish Slushy

When a guys busts a nut in a girls mouth and then throws sum lucky charms in her mouth and then makes her eat it.

ahhh ahh im cummin open your mouth ahhh ooo that felt nice,,,hold on dont swallow heres sum lucky charms...OK now swallow,,,IRISH SLUSHY!!!!

by StickyMcSticky September 14, 2009

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