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school smoothie

When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.

Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!

by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019


Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

โ€œYo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.โ€

by TigerWoods June 2, 2020


bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.

by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019


Hungarian Smoothie

A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).

The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.

by Sean Ward October 29, 2006

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cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 12, 2014

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smoothy outercourse

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead

Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.

by GalenG February 6, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž