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A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.
A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
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When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead
Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.
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Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.
"Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale" -Jeremy RN
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When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.
My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.
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Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.
Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
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When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.
Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast
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