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Snatching

A sweet guy who sometimes thinks he's the spot light in every situation but in actual fact he's just really self conscious and sleeps with every girl he can to build confidence.

P1: THE rain missing the grass!
P2: STOP being such a snatching!

by 911111101010101 March 30, 2019

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.

Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.

by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009

70πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Snatch Troll

A snatch troll is an incredibly naughty child of a single mother. One who often misbehaves and makes embarrassing scenes in public venues.

My girl Jayda is fine as hell, but her six year old daughter is like the spawn of satan! We can't go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum or breaking something! That little Snatch Troll needs a beating!

by Solidus84 October 1, 2010

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


titty snatch

When a female sticks her entire nipple into a male's urethra and she begins to lactate vigorously.

Ethan: Damn baby you titty snatched me so good last night

by My Moms Weiner April 20, 2015

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

by Rusty6899 January 8, 2010

79πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Wig Snatching

A term used mainly by gay men and women to express extreme happiness or excitement when their diva has done something amazing, shocking, or gives life by any means

See also wig scalped

"BeyoncΓ© out here wig snatching with that Bowl Performance!"

"Did you see how Mariah came for Demi Lovato on Watch What Happens Live? I died! Wig snatched."

by User_nombre April 15, 2017

391πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


nasty snatch

Extremely unbelievably filthy vagina that stinks so bad it would make a buzzard vomit.

Good to take to picnics because it keeps the flies off the food.

Let's take that nasty snatch to our picnic. It will keep the flies off the food.

by doo-dah July 4, 2003

143πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž