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A sneeze in which has so much power, it makes the entire house shake with fear.
One can not become a dad if one does not obtain the Dad Sneeze
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When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.
I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.
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What your rear end does to expluse gas. Most people simply call it a fart and get a bad rap for their booty sneezing. They could just have used this cute homonym and people would think their gas was adorable.
Sally bent over and let one rip while she was tying her shoe in front of her boyfriend.
Sally's boyfriend looks repulsed.
Sally then says, "My bad boo, it was just a booty sneeze!"
Sally's boyfriend looks at her with adoring eyes forgetting the smell of noxious gas floating his way.
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The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.
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when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.
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A person who sneezes and attempts to block the sneeze and the pressure caused by this blocking makes the person in question fart
Thomas Johnston is a Sneeze Fart
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When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.
I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.
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