sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

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sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

Bad Sober

A person who is miserable to be around sober.

Is it me or is Josh now miserable to be around? Yeah, he's a bad sober.

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

Sober Butts

A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober

Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.

Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!

Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.