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When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.
Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face
Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
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When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.
Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!
(Soooo hawt!)
When you put your hands in your mouth and rub 'em all over someone's face.
Girl1: John is such a good kisser!
Girl2: Yeah, if you like soggy sammys
When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.
Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!
When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!
Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!
The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.
Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!
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