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when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face
Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
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When you put your hands in your mouth and rub 'em all over someone's face.
Girl1: John is such a good kisser!
Girl2: Yeah, if you like soggy sammys
When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.
Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!
When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!
Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!
The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.
Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!
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A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.
Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
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A game in which players must ejaculate on a waffle over and over, until the last player who fails to produce sperm, must consume the waffle product.
After two rounds of soggy waffles, Joe had to consume the endproduct of a well played game.
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