Southern Miss

Home of the eagles. We might not have the best football team, but we know how to party. Pull the stick out of your hotty toddy and come down to Hattiesburg where the guys arent d bags and the chicks arent bitches.

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Southern Miss Elle: "Hey Mary lets leave the game at halftime and go down to the district and take shots."

Ole Miss Mary: "Oh golly geez Elle I might get in trouble with my sorority!"

Southern Miss Elle: "Your Sorority? How would they know? My sorority is down there with the shots...Geez Mary it must be really lame at Ole Miss.

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southern fairy

Term of abuse for anyone who is from the south of england

i cant stand these blimin southern fairies

ay, i'd have to agree with yer on that one, i just 'ate these southern fairies

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Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

southern blush

When a womans vagina is blushing, getting wet at the thought of getting sex or along those lines "your vagina is blushing"

she had a serious case of southern blush after watching the firemans calendar shoot.

Southern Pacific

"Transcontinental Railroad", that was once the most powerful and influential corperation in the world. That managed through hook and crook to get a Federal Court ruling that recognized a corperation the same as a living person. This ruling has sence influenced corperate power ( mostly for the worse ) across the board ever since, throughout the entire world. They were the "Wal-Mart" and "Microsoft" of the late 19th Century through the early 20th century!

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southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

southern goodbye

saying goodbye only to talk for another 10-20 minutes and then saying bye again only for the cycle to repeat itself until one of the parties makes a excuse to leave for real

the exact opposite of a Irish goodbye

joe: “ hey man we should get going soon”
aaron: “we don’t have to leave for another 20 minutes tho?”
joe: “ i know but alex does a southern goodbye”

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