Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.

let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!

Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.

Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *

Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.