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Spanky

A short person with massive balls with no bitches that masturbates excessively

My cousin Jackson beats his cock 24/7 but still gets no bitchez , Damn spanky

by Daniel_Bear February 24, 2022


Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.

His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.

by Magestia August 20, 2024


Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 22, 2017


Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe.

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 25, 2022


Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 25, 2022


spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 10, 2017


Slappy de spanky spree

Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.

"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"

by Skilastic April 2, 2022