The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.
Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.
An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.
"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."
A side ting who will do a gentleman’s bidding.
“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”
This is the person in your life who you are just friends with, but they are not in the friend zone. You spend a lot of time together. You wouldn’t even say you’re in the talking stage, a platonic friendship but you are pretty sure both of you could maybe see it being more, but neither person is willing to cross the line to make it more than just a friendship. But you always know in the back of your head that they are an option. Like a spare tire… you know they are there but aren’t gonna use it if you don’t need to
Person 1 “hey are you an Andy a thing?”
Person 2 “no not really, he’s just my spare right now, but maybe that will change”
Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.
James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.
An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.
Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.
“Are you circumcised or spared?”
“I’m spared.”
the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.
She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.
Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.