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Fidget Spinner

This is the true form of cancer.

Oh, you have a Fidget Spinner? KYS .

by 69_xXpoonXx_69 May 20, 2017

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fidge spinner

A very spinny toy, which teachers hate

I hate that fucking fidge spinners in class!

by DATBOIISAWESOME May 29, 2017


Backy Spinner

Taking a bong of tobacco as soon as you wake up, gives an intense nicotine rush, tastes horrible, but worth a try, depends how much you care about your lungs.

"Dave do a backy spinner"

"No man last time i couldnt walk for 10 mins"

by cliveharris May 15, 2013


Roundabout Spinner

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A sex position where the dominant partner wraps their body around the other partner, pleasuring themself while simultaneously spinning around the other partner (resulting in the pleasure of both partners).

On our third date I gave her a roundabout spinner.

by CTGreen February 26, 2020


Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

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fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.

Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.

by Triplecard333 August 8, 2017

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Chair spinner

A worker who watches the clock eagerly awaiting quitting time.

A person comes into work and doesn't really work, but pretends to work while waiting until the end of the business day. Spins chair to make time progess a little faster, so therefore called "Chair spinner".

by nonchairspinner July 23, 2013

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