So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS
Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!
Me: *gunshot*
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Taking a bong of tobacco as soon as you wake up, gives an intense nicotine rush, tastes horrible, but worth a try, depends how much you care about your lungs.
"Dave do a backy spinner"
"No man last time i couldnt walk for 10 mins"
A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
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A worker who watches the clock eagerly awaiting quitting time.
A person comes into work and doesn't really work, but pretends to work while waiting until the end of the business day. Spins chair to make time progess a little faster, so therefore called "Chair spinner".
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A girl small enough to spin like a dreidel in a guy's lap. Patty Stanger likes spinners.
Put that Jewish spinner in my lap... so I can tap that!
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someone who talks a load of rubbish
"You are a shit spinner!"
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I shoved my niglet spinner so far up my ass that I thought I would never see it again.
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