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Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.
My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.
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when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'
That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.
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a male on male activity involving one lubing a large stomach (pot) and the other engaging in sexaul activity with the folds.
We only practice safe sex. Usually we just splash each others pot. Tim loves to splash the pot.
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Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.
Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.
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When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.
Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.
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when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.
Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!
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The correct distance that should be between you and the guy in the next urinal.
The distance is often a single empty urinal.
Distance varies depending on the person's comfort level.
Dude! That guy violated the Splash zone and was gazing at my junk!
I feel like I need a shower after that guy sprayed all over the splash zone!
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