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The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!
a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.
since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter
When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.
Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*
When an individuals weenier is so big, it's splits the bum cheeks as it enters.
Wow, that niggas cock is a cheek splitter.
A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...