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a paper boat full of cum that you pour on an asian's face.
Launch the boat, don't dock the spooge cruise.
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Only people who have guages recieve this gift.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
"While at the food court with friends, Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."
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When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.
I should throw some macaroni in with that spooge cheese.
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a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.
Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
When a girl swallows your load, and subsequently vomits. The vomiting can be due to the semen, or a variety of other things. It must occur quickly afterwards. The important thing is that she vomits though.
M-Habby is the only recorded instance of a spooge and lose occurring. Congratulations.
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waste spooge means a sex postion were a man cums on woman and its goes everywhere
wanna do waste spooge tonight?
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any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.
Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?
J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!
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