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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Second Biggest national holiday, after blackout Wednesday. In which people take the day off from school, work, etc… to party all day and black out listening to their top artists & songs of the year.
Sorry Boss man, won’t have that presentation ready for you after all. Taking tomorrow off for Spotify Wrapped Day and to be honestly I’ll probably call in sick the following day from
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.
When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.
Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.
Spotify, but premium
You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.
Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.
Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium
how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet
"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"