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Historic town known for it's horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.
Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!
Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!
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Where LA-area gay men go to die after their 40th birthday, a la Logan's Run.
Bill: "Too bad I missed Dave's 40th birthday party. Where is he anyway?"
Mark: "Oh he's been shipped off to Palm Springs."
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A place where the party starts late and ends early the next day. Where the nights are memoriable and the friends are true. No place like $$....
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An incredibly smelly, sulfarific, small town in Upstate NY. CS, as the noobs would refer to it as, is home to some pretty effed up kids that have to share a school with the effed up kids of Phelps.
Yo, that hoe is from Clifton Springs, straight up!
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To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"
"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
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a town in spring grove, with a smelly paper factory.
out of towner: oh wow, what's that smell?
resident: stink grove, or should i say spring grove.
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York Springs is the United states equivalent to Cuba. Mexicans everywhere, Drugs, and apple orchards as far as the eye can see. Everyone is always high so don't bother asking for directions. Also it is in the middle of nowhere, or in Center of nowhere, your choice.
Have you been to York Springs?
What the hell is York springs?
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